Wednesday, November 07, 2012

An Open Letter to the Clueless

Dear Voters and Gloaters,


I will try explaining this in the only way you will understand- with puppets.



The United States of America was the Free World.

These are the people in your neighbourhood.


For as much as you hate it, it was the only thing keeping you from complete starvation.

Remember the good times in the land of milk and cookies.


It is now the brokest and weakest nation in the West.


No more cookies.


There will be no money to pay for a nationalised health service no one wanted, welfare, Medicare, contraceptives or Obama-phones.


As the dollar value decreases, inflation goes up.

And to think that ONE little pinprick can kill Big Bird, that yellow, fluffy "one percenter".


How will you get taxes from twenty-three million unemployed Americans?

Mr. Snuffleupagus has just lost his job and has to go on food stamps.


How will Europe and Canada survive a depleted America intact?


Think about that when you freeze in the dark.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

We need to start severing ourselves from the US.

THe laws the idiot-in-chief waht to put in place to "protect American jobs" are going to hurt jobs here, so maybe we need to find a way to make new business partners.

Forget expanding pipelines to the south, expand to the east where there are refineries. Then we can sell to europe. I hear they have a problem with that right now.

I'm sure that other countries would love our quality timber and iron.

It could be rough for a while, but if the US should have been pushing for independance when it comes to food, fuel and other resources, there is no reason we shouldn't be doing the same. Espcially when we actually have the resources.

~Your Brother~

Osumashi Kinyobe said...

We will have to in order to survive.

If India wants our oil and uranium, they shall have it.

Europe, Obama's model, is going under and Russia will not welcome us and will try to take the Arctic. Obama has "transmitted" his willingness to co-operate with Russia and we will get caught in the middle of it.

We can get citrus fruit elsewhere.

Obama is determined to ruin the US and take us with it. It's time we foil that b@$#@&d.